I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS. HOW COuLD I MISS THIS? WHY DIDN’T THIS STuPID SITE LET ME KNOW BEFORE KNOW? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DESIGNED IT LIKE THAT?
OKAY. FINE. HI. I GuESS. WHY ARE YOu TALKING TO ME?
(( headcanon:
when uu asks for pornography, he’s actually totally clueless on what humans consider pornographic and doesn’t actually get off on it. He just thinks it’s somehow debasing to make Dirk draw it for him. ))
3ctob1olog1st started following you
golgothasundead started following you
CONGRATuLATIONS. YOu’VE BROuGHT MY FOLLOWER COuNT uP TO FOuRTEEN.
YOu MuST BE DEPRAVED. HOW CAN YOu HONESTLY LIVE WITH YOuRSELVES? THIS IS.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW MANY OF YOu HAVE ALREADY STARTED FOLLOWING ME.
THIS IS OuTRAGEOuS. ARE YOu REALLY ALL SO SICK THAT YOu *WANT* TO OBSERVE THAT WHICH WILL BE THE CAuSE OF YOuR INEVITABLE DEMISE?
YOu DISGuST ME. I SHOuLDN’T EVEN BOTHER WITH A GAME FOR YOu. BuT I WILL. BECAuSE IT’S THE ONLY FITTING PuNISHMENT.
